Oh tumblr.
Just thought I’d post something to this account as I have an android device now and its oh so easy. Not really sure why someone would post here instead of twitter? Perhaps some combination of the two is best?
Close Company
Welcome; You're in Close Company
Hey girl, how you doing? You are the women that I’m really pursuing and I would like to get to know you would you give me your name? If you jot down your number you’ll get mine in exchange.
That's how I roll.
Love it.
Something to make you smile….
Dear Peter Pan,
Sneaking around a child’s bedroom and inviting them to Neverland? Been there, done that.
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo it!” just saying…
Sincerely, Google
Dear 16 and Pregnant,
Thanks for helping me feel better about my life.
Sincerely, 30 and single
Dear man in the car picking his nose,
Please realize that just because you are in your car doesn’t mean you are hidden from the world.
Sincerely, I can see you
Dear skin colored band aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, black people
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma is a bitch.
Sincerely, Titanic
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?! Sincerely, 1985
Google Maps: USA to Japan
1. Goto Directions on Google Maps.
2. USA - Start point.
3. Japan - Destination point.
4. Read #31 of route directions.
5. Laugh a little.
(Via @richardzimmer)
Sleepless Night
I don’t understand why I can’t fall asleep now. I realize I got a full 10 hours of sleep, shifted to later in the day; which inevitably shifts your sleep schedule but this is the worst night this week. I’m laying here in bed and still nothing. My eyelids are not even heavy yet. Smdh.
Another Bandwagon
Yeah I jumped on it. Sue me.
